So Fetch.

I'm sorry people are so jealous of me...but I can't help that I'm so popular.

eosthetic:

always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier this is crucial

(via ksanghaa)

dutchster:

dutchster:

this is my worst text post to date

if i were you i’d ask out one of my other ones

(via lesbi-famous)

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

image

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sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals, via parkingstrange)